A Proto-Chimeran Diatribe Against the Sexes

"I'll Never Be Bored Again"

Despite the amount of times I stick my head up my own ass in one day,

Out of inadequate adaptive abilities in relation to territorial males,

Even if I have no idea of the Real World, and no one will give me office space

Because I smell of disappointment and self-loathing,

And even when I feel I lack sophistication in my actions,

I'll keep faith in my knowing, and keep doing,

Because I forgot what the because was, and I can't stop

Loving small children.